In which I further declare my love for Qaddafi

It's no secret that I think Q should have his own reality show. Fellow participants on said reality show could include Mugabe, Ahmadinejad, and for purposes of rounding things out Karzai, but we all know who would take front and center. Q continues to earn his keep on my top-5-dictators list by just being himself. Bravo Q. Bra-vo. In the latest installment of "Why I would get cable for a reality show about Q":

A squabble developed in 2008 between Switzerland (She of delicious chocolate, neutrality, and the scary banning of Minarets) and Libya when 

Q's wife and son were arrested in Geneva. It seems their "servants" complained of being physically assaulted- 

a misunderstanding I'm sure. They were released and charges were dropped but Q decided it was time to rumble 

and called Switzerland out on the playground. A series of mildly amusing events followed in which Q had some 

Swiss businessmen arrested in Libya, cancelled oil supplies to the o-holy-neutral one, denied visa's to Swiss citizens,

recalled its diplomats and (my favorite) withdrew billions of dollars from Swiss bank accounts. 

Anyone else imagining Q pacing back and forth muttering " But how can we get to the Swiss!? 

What do they have besides delicious sweets and three official languages? Hmmmm....yes, I know! BANKS!" (angry fist shake here)

In the latest Switzerland-Libya middle school brawl, Q announced during a recent meeting that "Any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against (the Prophet) Mohammad, and God and the Qur'an." Ehhh...I'm relatively certain that he doesn't have the religious credentials to make that kind of declaration, but let's move on.

He also stated that "The masses of Muslims must go to all airports in the Islamic world and prevent any Swiss plane landing, to all harbours and prevent any Swiss ships docking, inspect all shops and markets to stop any Swiss goods being sold." What he didn't address was what said citizens of the "Islamic world" were supposed to do when faced with row upon row of the delicious Swiss confectionary goods- purchase and devour it all in order to save their fellow citizens from a life of dissent and shame? Sounds about right.

No word yet on Switzerland's proposed method of retaliation though my gut tells me that Q's got the wedgie of a lifetime coming to him.